{"id":240,"date":"2016-06-09T15:51:18","date_gmt":"2016-06-09T20:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/?p=240"},"modified":"2016-06-09T15:51:18","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T20:51:18","slug":"remember-that-time-a-firework-tipped-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/?p=240","title":{"rendered":"Remember that time a firework tipped over?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Astounding that we would consider letting this man have the nuclear launch codes :\/<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><b>Remember that time a firework tipped over?<\/b><br \/>\nBy Matthew Inman<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1PMaMqt\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Remember that time a firework tipped over?\" class=\"border0\" src=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1tdNH5O\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ift.tt\/1PMaMqt\">View<\/a><\/p>\n<p>June 9, 2016 at 11:36AM<br \/>\nvia The Oatmeal &#8211; Comics, Quizzes, &#038; Stories http:\/\/ift.tt\/1PMaMqt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Astounding that we would consider letting this man have the nuclear launch codes :\/ Remember that time a firework tipped over? By Matthew Inman View June 9, 2016 at 11:36AM via The Oatmeal &#8211; Comics, Quizzes, &#038; Stories http:\/\/ift.tt\/1PMaMqt<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[14,15],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":241,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/241"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}