{"id":74,"date":"2014-02-21T08:43:59","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T14:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/?p=74"},"modified":"2014-02-21T08:43:59","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T14:43:59","slug":"download-wrappers-and-unwanted-software-are-pure-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thenerdis.me\/blog\/?p=74","title":{"rendered":"Download Wrappers and Unwanted Software are pure evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all those nontechnical types-  you&#8217;re being scammed&#8230;<\/p>\n<hr>\n<p><b>Download Wrappers and Unwanted Software are pure evil<\/b><br \/>\nBy Scott Hanselman<\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Call it Adware, Malware, Spyware, Crapware, it&#8217;s simply unwanted. Every non-technical relative I&#8217;ve ever talked to has toolbars they apparently can&#8217;t see, apps running in the background, browser home pages set to Russian Google clones, and <strong>they have no idea how it got that way<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s how they get that way.<\/p>\n<p>You go to download something reasonable. I wanted to download a Skype Recorder, so I went <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1gdygjS\">here<\/a>. (Yes, I linked here to the URL because they don&#8217;t need Google Juice from me.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"CLICK THE GREEN BUTTON YOU WANT TO\" height=\"167\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1m4Zzly\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"CLICK THE GREEN BUTTON YOU WANT TO\" width=\"426\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OK at this point I&#8217;m screwed. The green button CLEARLY desperately wants me to click on it. I totally ignore the tiny &quot;Direct Download Link&quot; below the friendly button. I have no idea what that glyph icon means, but it&#8217;s pointing down, so that must mean download. <\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the Download.com installer! How helpful!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"image\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNf5y\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"image\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More green buttons, awesome. Let&#8217;s go!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"CLICK IT!!!\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1m4ZAWs\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"CLICK IT!!!\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Pre-selected Express installation? Super helpful, I love that. Ah, and next to it there&#8217;s text in the same font size and color that I totally won&#8217;t read that says:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Install Search Protect to set [<strong>CHANGE] <\/strong>my home page and <strong>[TOTALLY MESS UP]<\/strong> default search to Conduit Search <strong>[THAT I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF AND NEITHER DO YOU]<\/strong> and <strong>[NOW THIS IS AUDACIOUS&#8230;]<\/strong> <strong><em><font style=\"background-color: #ffff00;\">prevent attempts to change my browser settings<\/font>.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>In other words, we, Download.com, are going to totally change the way you use you computer and browser the way and prevent you from easily changing it back. We&#8217;re going to do it now, when you press Next, and oh, by the way, we have Admin on your computer because just a moment ago you pressed YES on the Windows Warning that we could mess things up, because everyone ignores that. <\/p>\n<p>Or, you can click Custom, because non-technical relative ALWAYS clicks Custom. NO. They don&#8217;t. Technical people <strong>ALWAYS <\/strong>press Custom. ALWAYS. Always. Other people? Never.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"MOAR GREEN BUTTONS\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNf5C\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"MOAR GREEN BUTTONS\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ah, nice, when I press Custom it&#8217;s set to&#8230;wait for it&#8230;the same stuff that was gonna happen if you pressed Express. <\/p>\n<p><strong>AND WE ARE ONLY ON STEP 2. <\/strong>What ever happened to clicking just once and getting what I needed?<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"YOU WILL NEVER READ THE EULA!\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1m4ZzlC\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"YOU WILL NEVER READ THE EULA!\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>OMG &quot;It communicates several times a day with servers to check for new offers and change ads on my computer?&quot; I totally want that. Thanks Green Button!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure that if I press Decline here that it will mess up my installation of the original thing I wanted to install&#8230;I have forgotten what that was, but I&#8217;ll just keep going.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE EULA\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNf5E\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE EULA\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Weird. I thought I was already here. I&#8217;m sure I want this also.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"ZOMG THERE ARE THREE EULAS\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNei3\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"ZOMG THERE ARE THREE EULAS\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Huh. Does my Mouse not work? I&#8217;ll click it again. Backing up my files without asking seems legit.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"NOT DONE YET\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1m4ZzBS\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"NOT DONE YET\" width=\"663\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Install Now? What have we been doing all this time?<\/p>\n<p>I am disappointed in us, Internet, that this is a business. Someone wrote this, for their job, directed by their middle manager, who was directed by their rich boss. There was a meeting (there&#8217;s always a meeting) where it was discussed on how we could most effectively fool non-technical relatives into installing crap.<\/p>\n<p>These are <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1dMGASx\">Dark UI Patterns<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>A Dark Pattern is a type of user interface that appears to have been carefully crafted to trick users into doing things, such as buying insurance with their purchase or signing up for recurring bills.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This isn&#8217;t cool and it needs to stop. I won&#8217;t be visiting Download.com anymore. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll only install software from Vendors I trust, like Oracle&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Thanks Ask Toolbar!\" height=\"393\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNeym\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"Thanks Ask Toolbar!\" width=\"516\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Gosh, maybe I need to install that &quot;Crap Cleaner&quot; everyone talks about so I can remove these unwanted toolbars.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Crapware Inception\" height=\"400\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1m4ZzC1\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"Crapware Inception\" width=\"513\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ok, forgot it. I&#8217;ll just stick with the official Windows Updates because I&#8217;m sure I want all those.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Seems legit.\" height=\"305\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNflY\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"Seems legit.\" width=\"649\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, um. Yeah.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1dMGASD\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" alt=\"Dumbledore Welp\" height=\"177\" src=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/1eoNeyr\" style=\"display: inline;\" title=\"Dumbledore Welp\" width=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sound off in the comments.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>\u00a9 2014 Scott Hanselman. 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